i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
you will each choose, at random, a card from inside this box. on each card, there’s a profession. based on that profession, your colleague’s going to make decisions concerning your bunker worthiness. you have a brutally short window to calculate who deserves a slot in your bunker. your one tool? logic.
R.I.P To the Diner dude that protected sarah against those two baddies. Protected a strange girl harassed by two assholes. Four for you diner guy, Four for you.
harry potter meme: [5/10] characters: neville longbottom
Spring 2014 Ready-to-Wear: Dolce & Gabbana, part two
ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time